They say never meet your heroes. In this case, quite literally. Jaxson Denno (as an aside, what kind of name is that? Sounds completely made up) was aghast to discover that Tony Stark was in fact just a man. A MAN, DAMMIT. Seriously though, the suit chafes the inner thighs. It’s a bit rich to expect a billionaire philanthropist to be wearing that thing all day long.

I’ll let the photo speak for itself, Mr. Frowny. Of course, this kid’s life is going to be hell from here on out.